Entry 1, Friday 7th January 2000
Problems: MC, DJ, WJ, JO are all spoiling story time (damn them)
I don't want to sit with girls (Good plan, that's where swine flu comes from)
I want to be in Italy team. (I'm Italian)
Rachel does not know manchester is a town. She thinks its a country. She also copies me.
Teacher: We will try and sort you out but I'm sorry, you're in Spain!
12 January 1999 (odd date order, but that's what it says)
Daniel is spoiling our table and we're fed up.
Teacher: Try not to complain about other children, think of all the good things they bring to the class.
(No Date)
Loads of people are blaming ME! (school and home)
Teacher: Tell me more - we'll try and make you happier.
Me: Why?
Teacher: Because I don't like people being unhappy. (You wouldn't like my boss, he loves making people unhappy)
This next one makes me laugh.
Friday 4th February
I got told off yesterday for annoying girls but I did NOT.
Teacher: Is this what you were all cross about, yesterday. (incorrect grammar) I think somehow we've got to sort you all out none of you seem very happy with each other.
This basically means, translated out of PC teacher talk, "You're really grumpy for no obvious reason. You need to stop it because EVERYONE HATES YOU."
I don't blame them I was a right little twerp.
More to follow.
1 comment:
Loving the last one x
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