Blog 131: The Ad Dominizer, Part 4

Back again with more adverts that well annoy me. I wrote this about half a year ago, so sorry if it's a teeny bit out of date, but I figured I haven't written anything for ages so should probably publish something. Here's what you get.

16) The underdog one with Joe Pasquale, misuser of a brilliant surname. "Remember me?" Yes, you're that twonky 'comedian' with the worst voice in the world. That annoys me.

17) Ones for women's hygeine products. If all that really does have to happen, could you just not bring attention to it so I can carry on my lovely naive life. Ignorance truly is bliss.

18) "I don't really know how to put this." "I'm a bit worried" "Something has not been right for weeks". Make your minds up about what these people are most likely talking about...NOW. What did you think? I thought it sounded like people considering divorce or breaking up. "There's always a bit of...blood"...Huh? A slightly violent relationship? "Always loose...really loose..." Umm... "Blood in your poo or going more often with looser poo are often signs of bowel cancer"



That's the end for now. But it's not all bad. I like the Maccy D ads, the Guardian's 3 little pigs ad, Cadbury ads, the Skittles one where the guy can't touch anything. I guess what I'm saying is that I'm not entirely filled with hate.