Blog 13: A Follow Up

I was rifling through my stuff, clearing out my room of all the crap like my history coursework, girl's numbers, you know, all the rubbish that I don't need...
and I came across 3 letters, addressed to me, with the tell-tale Italian stamps that could only mean it was the letters of the stalker...(you might need to read blog 12)
I remember keeping onto them so that if I ever needed to sue or something it could be evidence...
ANYHOO, I thought I'd type up some extracts just so you can really experience the mental.
One thing I found funny was my address on the front. "Harpender" is not a place, and she must have realised this after a while, so she changed it to "Harpende". I laughed.
Anyhoo, let's take a little look shall we? I shall comment in brackets.

"Hello!
My name is _________ nickname is titti (?).,(nice punctuation there tits mcgee) I'm 17 yeoars old and you? my favourite band is Somohe is very beautiful. (?)
My favourite colour (you're 17?) is red and pink (that's two). I haven't brother and sister.
My date of birthday is ____ and you? (again with the and you?) I live is _________is very beautiful. I sono (ok, just shove some italian in there. Is it that hard to write "am"?) height 1,63. My colour hair is short brown...I sono very thin, and you? (no comment)
I like wearing: trousers, T-shirt, boots, belt, con (your guess is as good as mine).
I didn't like jeans. (?)
What's the weather like in London (well I live in Harpender so I clearly don't know at this point. Why don't you google it, like I'd have to?)"

This goes on. I've written half a sheet of A5 in her handwriting here. The letter is 1 and 3/4 sheets.

Some other funny things asked of me are;
"What favourite animals? My favourite animals is: dog, robbit, kangaroon, cat, koala, bird. I have two goldfish. And you have animals?"
"You have a nintendo DS?"

Other things I learnt were "My house is very big with garden rich flowers colours: red, yellow, purple."

That was the FIRST of 3 letters, and many texts.

The second and third letter will feature later....WATCH THIS SPACE. Right now I'm off to watch a film...