Blog 77: Boredom Boredom

This is a list of things to do when you're bored, which I have created after re-thinking through my activities of the day:

1) Mess around with a screwdriver and drill

2) Watch a bit of Peep Show

3) Cook lunch

4) Spend about 3 hours teaching yourself to play Bat Out Of Hell on the piano

5) Watch Jeremy Kyle, and then watch Trisha

6) Discuss, or just think about, how Jeremy Kyle is much better than Trisha, as she never seems to sort anything out but just seems to say whatever the guests say, but adding a question mark each time to sound surprised and shocked at what they have to say (Guest: "YOU STOLE MONEY OFF ME!" Trisha: "You stole MONEY OFF HER?!" Guest: "You woz in tha pub when I was givin birfff" Trisha: You were in the PUB when she was GIVING BIRTH?!" Guest: Hello Trisha Trisha: HELLO?! TRISHA?! SORT IT OUT.)

7) Listen to old podcasts of Russell Brand and remember the good days when people who didn't listen to the show didn't pretend to be offended by something they think happened on it which actually didn't and was basically Jonathan Ross' fault

8) Sleep more.

9) If ill, watch either one of the Bill & Ted films. Or both.

10) Eat more.

This is a list of things I do when I'm at home and bored.